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2009

December
August 18
July 10
June 15
May 25
April 25
March 7
January 38

2008

June 44
May 51
April 38
March
February
January

Is there an award for most creative...

Let me tell you something about corporations. They love it when you are fucking creative. LOVE IT!...
Sep 28th

OMG, when you're actually at the point I...

I had to go to Wal-Mart today. Wal-Mart is a necessary evil if you live on an extreme budget and you...
Sep 28th
Now I could explain this picture - but that would take the...
Sep 22nd

Why I turning 30 is the new dying...

In three months I turn 30. I am ecstatic. And I am not writing that to be read in sarcasm. As far...
Sep 22nd

This post in honor of post-rehab drug...

Aww, you are so perfect and cute and sweet and funny and smart. How did I get so lucky to get...
Sep 22nd

Awkward moment of the, um, last 10...

Is anyone watching Dancing with the Stars? In protest of the horrid situation that WAS the insipid...
Sep 22nd