splitter says

Awkward moment of the week…

Member how I thought I was done with these?

Well not as long as my horrible instincts still occur.

The mind says, “DO NOT SPEAK”

The mind says, “FACADE. FACADE. FACADE.”

But the Splitter, despite being the 30 year old Splitter, says, “Hey, why don’t you cry right now? Like hysterically?”

Since I was, I don’t know, a zygot, I’ve been told that I am too sensitive.

Understatement. Awkward. Me.

I had a set back at work. I, shudder, didn’t succeed at something. It’s normal, you know, I’m certainly not a poster child for perfection.

I wish, I wish, I wish, I weren’t me.

Ugg, is 30 the new 13?

Awkward…