Dec
1st
Mon
1st
In which I tried online dating for 48 hours (again)
Oh God I tried it again.
Not j-date this time.
You know, because I’m not attracted to my own kind.
Something else.
Because I thought - come on, your feelings of revulsion at the thought of dating someone, anyone, can’t be real. You probably just need to meet someone right? Right?Hey, just give it a shot.
And all I get are these meat head, muscle guys.
And this guy listed his favorite music.
And it was Dave Matthews Band.
I had a mild anxiety attack and told him I had just started a relationship.
WITH MY BUTT!
Dave Matthews Band? Dave Matthews Band?
Oh God, I’m feeling faint again…I’m gonna go watch Family Guy and pet the cat to calm down.
